Mariah Carey is More of the Same

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Mariah Carey was invited to perform during the inaugural festivities, and I know you’re not going to believe this, but she acted like a complete bitch. Oh, I know! I was surprised, too! New York Post says:

SOME divas cling to their high-maintenance ways even at moments of historic national import. Mariah Carey, who performed at the Neighborhood Ball for President and Michelle Obama, was “furious” when she found out where she’d be seated for the inauguration. A spy said, “Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.”

I have no idea why Mariah Carey gets invited to things. She’s crazy anyway and when she doesn’t get her way, she’s an insufferable pain in the ass. Look sweetie, I’m sorry we couldn’t get you your baby dolphin omelet with penguin eggs or a diamond encrusted chair for you to sit in, but if you just sing then shut fuck up, we’d all appreciate it. k thnx bai.