Juggling Inaugural Links

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Some Russian figure skater suffers a nipple-slip. Another reason to watch figure skating, I suppose. [DrunkenStepfather]

Gwyneth Paltrow was topless in a movie called Two Lovers, that you don’t have to actually see because of this link. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

Boy George wrongfully imprisoned a male escort, now he’s in jail. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Megan Fox is sticking her tongue out at you. You going to stand for that? [HollywoodTuna]

What if Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen got the boob jobs they are thinking about? It would probably look like you tied to watermelons to an Aspen tree. [CityRag]

Yes, they actually make a device that counts the number of times you thrust during sex. [BestWeekEver]