Eva Mendes is the Most Desirable

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Askmen.com’s Top 99 Most Desirable list came out today, and Eva Mendes was voted the Most Desirable of 2009. Yeah, sure, okay.

AskMen.com’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women is an annual list compiled by AM readers and staff, ranking the famous females deemed to be the year’s most alluring. Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. The result is a list that acts as the definitive gauge for identifying what modern men desire most in their female companions.

Wow, so AskMen.com is obviously written by dudes in pink ascots drinking chamomile tea because I don’t think I’ve ever used the word “alluring”to describe a chick. Look, I’m not trying to take Eva Mendes on a dangerous jungle adventure to recover a lost diamond, I just want to see how close I can get her ankles to her ears. I can’t shake the feeling that Askmen.com might be somewhat overthinking this.

Note: In case you were wondering, the rest of the Top 10 are: #10 Kate Beckinsale, #9 Kristen Bell, #8 Rihana, #7 Scarlett Johansson, #6 Alessandra Ambrosio, #5 Anne Hathaway, #4 Keeley Hazell, #3 Marisa Miller, #2 Megan Fox. Jesus, 10, 9, 6, 4, 3, 2 are like penis powerball numbers.

Keeley Hazell: