Brooke Hogan Covering Kelly Clarkson, Sucking

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The above video is being passed around the internet as a leaked “Brooke Hogan” cover. I didn’t know people were leaking Brooke Hogan covers, but there is a definite reason why: It blows.

Here’s a hint for all you aspiring pop stars out there: stay way from home recordings. You can’t pitch-correct yourself, you’re not accompanied by any air-brushed artwork and – here’s the important part – very few people care about a professional wrestler’s daughter, turned F-list reality TV star, turned failed pop singer.

Anyway, it’s really bad, as is her face in these pictures of her rollerblading. Like you were planning to look at her face…