Being A Sundance Celebrity Must Be Hard

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This weekend, and well into this week, tons of celebs are down in Park City, Utah attending the Sundance Film Festival for one reason or another. Michelle Trachtenberg is there promoting “Against The Current,” her new film about swimming the Hudson River.

I’ve have a tiny crush on Michelle Trachtenberg since she was in Harriet The Spy way back when. That should have tipped me off to my latent pedophilia like “Last Tango In Paris” taught me that butter should stay away from my hindquarters…