Paris Manages To Taint Sundance With Kitty Hat and Low-Cut Top

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Look at the swarm of paparazzi around Paris Hilton, who cleverly realized that as long as she shows some top-boob and wears something mildly eccentric (say leather, pleather and a kitty hat), the media will be so thrilled, we’d have boat-loads of Paris Hilton pics today.

We applaud that someone recognized that low-cut tops need to be brought to Sundance, but we kind of wish it was someone hotter. Or someone in a movie. You know, someone who has a real reason to be there.