The Ghost Of Emma Roberts At Sundance

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Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, and because celebrity is occasionally passed through the bloodline, she’s “famous.” Specifically, she has a Nickelodeon show, a few family films (including Hotel For Dogs) and an album under her belt, which means one thing…

…it’s only a matter of time before this girl starts slutting out like the rest of them. Miley Cyrus and her bare shoulder, Vanessa Hudgens baring it all, they all just start taking off their clothes and coming on the internet.

I will say this about Emma: she’s damn pale. It’s the sexiness of the winter season, don’t get me wrong, but I’m betting if she had her period, her thighs would turn red with the increase in heat and blood-flow.

[Note: Dave is well aware how a period works and that it doesn’t pull blood from the legs. But even typing u-t-e-r-u-s makes him fear impregnating someone.]