Kendra Cheated On Hef

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Kendra Wilkinson, the most angular and outspoken of Hef’s ex-wives, the Girls Next Door, has recently revealed to Us Weekly that being Hugh Hefner’s kept woman wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

“Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates,” she said.

“The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’ ‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?’ ”

Despite the lack of face time, Wilkinson says fellow ex-girlfriend and “Girls Next Door” star Bridget Marquardt never strayed from their boyfriend.

“Bridget told me that she’s been faithful all these years, and I was like, ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being.”

Kendra was kept on an allowance of $1,000 dollars a week, which means an annual eye-candy payday of $52,000 a year.

Which means I’m too poor to hire a wife. I always expected that, but it doesn’t make it any easier to hear. Maybe I’ll get a discount wife from a poorer neighborhood.