Lohans Surprised To Find They Stumbled Into A Common Store

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Lindasy and Ali Lohan inexplicably were sighted in a commoner’s drug store yesterday, a far cry from their usual stores where the extract of baby seal souls is bottled and sold right alongside designer footwear and dresses made of rarest dried dolphin intestine.

I am, of course, alluding to Hide and Chic the popular, but secret, celebrity store that only sells items made from cute animals.