Salma Hayek Reaches Into The Past

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Last Night, Salma Hayek was making weird poses at the 2008 National Board Of Review Of Motion Pictures Awards Gala and showing off her post-mommy boobs in a gold strapless number.

Which got us thinking: those boobs are great, but my mammary memory is only so good. What if childbirth really didn’t bless us with better Salma Hayek boobs?

So, I took it upon myself to track down pictures of Salma attending a premiere for 54, the Studio 54 movie, from 1998.

Verdict: Boobs are better on younger Salma, but bonus points for no longer donning her tranny makeup for events. If that really is her style, she was probably impregnated with a bag over her head.