Megan Fox is an Insecure Transvestite

She couldn’t possibly have meant this, but Megan Fox was interviewed at the Golden Globes and called herself an ugly transvestite. Megan Fox. I usually believe everything hot chicks tell me, so I’m hoping this isn’t true. If it is, I’m going to have to go out and buy a mesh halter top and some Jazzercise DVD’s because I think it would be pretty obvious to everyone that I was gay.