Jessica Simpson Has Fragrant Hair

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In case you didn’t think Jessica Simpson could get any more sexy and beautiful, Star Magazine has now revealed the secret of her gorgeous hair! I’m in love!

Jessica Simpson keeps her blonde locks looking gorgeous by listening to her mane man, celebrity stylist Ken Paves. So when Ken — who also works with Eva Longoria Parker and Jennifer Lopez — told her to shampoo only two to three times a month, she took his advice.”Jess’ tresses are often greasy, but she hides it well,” an insider tells Star. “She wears hats or reaches for the Hairdo, the clip-on extension line she created with Ken.” And if her hair starts to smell a bit funky, adds the insider, she just spritzes it with perfume — from her own line, of course!

I realize Ken Paves is gay and doesn’t want the women he “styles” to be competition for the hot male ass he wants, but if your hairstylist tells you to only wash your hair twice a month you should probably try to find out why he hates you. Because, well, homeless people wash their hair more than that. I could be traveling south after a nuclear apocalypse with nothing but a shopping cart and a gun with two bullets and I could still squeeze “washing my hair” into my schedule more than Jessica Simpson.

Jessica and Tony Romo arriving in Dallas on January 3rd:

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