Lindsay Lohan is Single
We know Lindsay moved out of Sam’s house and is staying with Jen, her manager. Lindsay wants back with Sam. Are they back together — who knows? Did they split? Yes.
Oh, God. I hope this isn’t true. Not because I thought this lesbian love would last forever, but because I don’t want to have to obtain conscientious objector status because the government has to reinstitute the draft so this bitch can get an orgasm.
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