Crouching Links, Not-So-Hidden PDA

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Zhang Ziyi‘s boyfriend is ready to feel her up just about anywhere. And who can blame him? [Egotastic]

J.Lo and Marc Anthony are so outwardly affectionate, you might think they were married once. Wait. Still? [Seriously?OMG!WTF?]

Katie Holmes has only spent $14 million of Tom Cruise‘s money since moving to NYC. Probably like $1 million on food and $13 million in thetan removal. [DListed]

Brad Pitt want to share the secret of a good nappy-change. And, yes, he’s talking about pooping babies. Which is joining his current lip-caterpillar in the “no good” column. [I’m Not Obsessed]

The Fresno Bee stole our Caption This picture, but failed to find a good caption. [BestWeekEver]

Madonna‘s daughter Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon wants to act! Step one: wax eyebrows. [Celebitchy]