Jessica Alba Successfully Acts

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Now before all the mothers who like to take their weekends looking at celebrity photos bite my head off thinking that I’m suggesting that Jessica Alba is acting like she loves her little baby Honor Alba, let me clarify: I think Jessica Alba is a priss that fell ass-backwards into acting because she’s super-hot. But, the woman has never impressed me in a movie role. When she does seem like she’s acting, it’s at times like this, when she’s pretending she doesn’t see the legions of photographers making “ka-ching” sounds when she kisses her daughter on the swings.

The only person who gets to see Jessica Alba do her best, pro bono acting is that little person she pooped out of her no-no parts.