Katy Perry Breaks Up With Travis McCoy

The Gym Class Hero and the girl who kisses other girls and likes it have separated, according to People. The two started “Seriously” dating before this year’s Vans Warped Tour where Katy would wear a promise ring and Travis would wear a silver band that said: “Katy.”

Lame.

I don’t know what everyone has against Katy Perry, but for some reason, internet people can’t stand her. I am a departure from that. Ever since Zooey Deschanel got engaged to Ben Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie, I had to downgrade to the poor-man’z Zooey. And now she’s single. Thank you, power of positive thinking.

Now, to go engrave my promise ring…

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