John Mayer is Mariah Carey

Most guys don’t like John Mayer’s vagina begging music because if you have a BMW or money to buy all the weed and beer, you don’t have to keep this kind of crap on your iPod to get college chicks to blow you. So don’t be shocked when you don’t like Mayer’s live cover of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You.” Say what you want about Mariah’s crazy ass, but at least she knows how to sing a Christmas song. When I hear a song about Christmas, I want to think about snow and presents, not playing hacky sack or making my own bong.