Jennifer Aniston is Obsessed

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is completely obsessed with Angelina Jolie and talks about her to whoever will listen. Despite the fact that Brad Pitt has been banging Angelina since 2004, Aniston continues to bring up Jolie, totally unprompted, in every interview that she does (like her most recent interview with GQ). OK! also points out that Aniston copied Jolie’s look from the October 4th premiere of The Changeling (you can see Angelina’s hot ass here), for this month’s premiere of Marley and Me (see below).

“Although almost four years have passed since Brad Pitt left her amid rumors of an on-set romance with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, Jen is still very much the woman scorned, talking about Angelina every chance she gets….Her attempt at humor failed and her bitterness was evident as she addressed Angelina’s recent revelation that she and Brad “fell in love” while making Mr. & Mrs. Smith — shot while Brad and Jen were still married. Jen’s reaction: “Am I surprised? How do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me.” “Why does Jen even know these kids names?” a senior studio executive offers up to OK!. “She is coming across as being bizarrely obsessed with Angelina. Many of us are shocked that she is so stuck in 2004, before Brad left her. Maybe it’s a midlife crisis because she’s approaching her 40th birthday in February. But it does make her seem somewhat pathetic. It’s time for her to stop talking about Angelina and move on.

You can say that the media is blowing this out of proportion and that they should leave Aniston alone, but please remember that no one is dangling her over a pit of sharks until she whines about Angelina. She’s the one talking about it. Nobody else cares. I think I can speak for everyone when I say, “Genius creates a playlist on my iPod Touch that I wouldn’t have thought of myself!!” Sorry, I tried typing more stuff about Jennifer Aniston but my keyboard rolled his eyes and rested his chin in his hand. Then he started yawning. How rude!

Barbra StreisandJennifer Aniston at the L.A. premiere of Marley and Me: