Nobody Wants To See Ashlee’s Baby

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had a baby boy, Bronx Mowgli, last month, and the world is on pins and needles waiting for pictures of the little angel. Actually, no, not really. Page Six reports:

“ASHLEE Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli – but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, “Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.” A rep for Simpson denied it.”

Please, it’s not like this kid is gonna grow up to invent a time machine or cure AIDS. By the time he’s 16, he’ll be on Sunset Blvd. wearing mascara and fresh cut marks, and giving blowjobs to feel loved. Please keep in mind that his dad is this guy. When this kid is in 7th grade, there’s a good chance his clarinet will have to be surgically removed.

To reiterate, these are this kid’s parents;