Katy Perry is Santa’s Annoying Little Helper

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Katy Perry performed at 102.7 KIIS-FM’s 2008 Jingle Ball this weekend and of course she wore a slutty costume and flailed around on stage like an epileptic who tripped over a downed power line. I guess she has to in order to hide the fact that she has no discernible talent and her face is kinda busted. If big tits and 14-year old girls who thought she was edgy didn’t exist, there’s a good chance Katy Perry would be at Outback asking me if I would prefer smoking or non-smoking.