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Dear Santa: You Still Suck. (Four Christmases) [Pajiba]

Joaquin Phoenix is MC Bye Good [Lainey Gossip]

Dax Shepard is a dick [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan hardcore lesbian legging [Hollywood Tuna]

A-Rod goes to Madonna’s concert [Popsugar]

Paris Hilton has enormous dogs [City Rag]

Courtney Love admits she did drugs while she was pregnant [Hollywood Rag]

Abigail Clancy does FHM [Drunken Stepfather]

Shenae Grimes has a Starbucks photo-op [Just Jared]

Anna Friel upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Helen Tucker does Maxim UK [Popoholic]

Beyonce and her blonde wig get Photoshopped again [Egotastic]

Video above: Sycophancy.