Megan Fox is Too Pretty

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A lot of other people were at the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night, but my beloved Megan Fox was there, so I can’t exactly recall who they were. Mostly because Megan Fox is, without question, the hottest piece of ass on Earth. In fact, I’m not even sure why she was invited if they had planned on inviting other people. It’s just not fair. Asking Megan Fox to walk down your red carpet, is like picking Superman for your kickball team. Things are gonna start getting ugly real quick.