Jessica Biel is a Stripper

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This is allegedly the first image of Jessica Biel as the stripper, Rose-Johnny, in the her upcoming movie, Power Blue. Being a subject matter expert on Jessica Biel, I can’t get past the fact that the chick on the sofa has huge tits, so I can’t really tell if it’s her. Especially since Don Swayze insists on watching me masturbate. Thanks, Don, you jackass.