Lindsay Lohan Wants an Open Relationship
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Rumors of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s relationship ending because of Lindsay’s insatiable thirst for cock have been swirling for weeks now, and Wednesday night did nothing to help. While Ronson was performing as a guest DJ at London’s Chinawhite. Lindsay reportedly stayed in the VIP section instead of hanging out in the DJ booth like she usually does. Why would she do such a thing? Here’s a hint: Ronson doesn’t have a penis. The Sun reports:
“Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.”
Ah, yes. An understanding. An understanding where Sam continues to pay for Lindsay’s extravagant lifestyle and Lindsay continues to bang every dude she sees. Wow, how romantic. I wonder why Sam doesn’t want to go along? Because it’s obvious Lindsay wants them to die like that couple in The Notebook.