Mariah Carey Wasn’t Great

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Other than showing up with 27 bags of luggage and making the contestants wait three hours to meet her, Mariah Carey was a celebrity guest on the British show, X Factor, this weekend, and gave what some are calling the worst performance of her career. Mariah Carey has the voice of an angel, so “worst” is relative here, but the beginning did sort of sound like baby ducks being thrown in an oven. And although I’m not quite sure what that sounds like, I’m pretty sure it might sound better than the first 1:28 of this video.

Mariah and her bitch leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London: