Britney Spears’ Kid is in the Hospital

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Britney Spears was allowed to take her children out of state for the first time this weekend, and according to reports, Jayden James had a wonderful time. You know, except for the part when he had a seizure and became unresponsive. Good times, man. Good times! The Sun UK reports:

“Jayden James was taken to an emergency ward after lapsing into a “vague and unresponsive” state during a long-awaited family trip to the singer’s hometown of Kentwood in Louisiana. The entire Spears clan made the 25-mile dash to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Centre, Mississippi, including sister Jamie Lynn. Doctors were unable to pinpoint the problem straight away and kept the toddler in for overnight observation. Distraught Britney, 26, refused to leave his side and asked for a bed next to him in the ward. Ex-husband Kevin Federline is now believed to be making plans to jet out and also be by Jayden’s bedside. Sources say chaos erupted when the toddler suffered a suspected seizure out of the blue, at about 3pm on Sunday. One said: “One minute Britney and her sons were relaxing and enjoying their first visit to Kentwood in months, and the next minute Jayden had fallen ill. “He was vague and unresponsive so Britney dialled an ambulance. “But she was told it would take half an hour to arrive, and she was best trying to get Jayden to the hospital herself. Another added: “They tore off so fast it was incredible.”

I really don’t know what anybody was expecting when they let Britney takes her kids on a trip, but I hope this settles it. Britney Spears shouldn’t be left around a Baby Alive doll, much less a real kid. I guess having a seizure really wasn’t all that bad. It’s Britney, so I was kinda expecting his car seat strapped to a rocket.

Update: Britney’s PR people are emailing everyone denying there was a seizure and are claiming he had an allergic reaction to something he ate, but they don’t know what he ate. Jayden might be released from the hospital tomorrow.

Britney arriving in Louisiana: