Britney Spears is Unwell

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Much has been made about Britney Spears’ recent “comeback,” but good news, she’s still crazy. Star Magazine says:

“So what’s troubling her? For one thing, her possessiveness with sons Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2. According to a family insider, Britney is making up excuses to be with them even when it’s inappropriate. For example, while working out at a dance studio last month, Britney called her ex Kevin Federline, demanding he bring the kids over immediately. Kevin said no, and Britney burst into tears, according to the insider. “She’s gotten so paranoid, she thinks she’ll lose the boys forever,” says the insider. “Kevin assures her there’s nothing to worry about, but she doesn’t listen.”

It’s only a matter of time before Britney Spears is wandering through a Whole Foods in barrel suspenders and swimming flippers with smoke coming out of her hair, so the sooner she can get this meltdown over with the better. Maybe somebody should remind her that she doesn’t give a shit about her kids, and that she’s been secretly texting and calling Adnan Ghalib non-stop. And that Wendy’s now has the Buffalo Flavor-Dipped Chicken Sandwich. You hear that, Britney? A chicken! And it’s flavor dipped!

Britney leaving a dance studio a few days ago: