Kate Beckinsale Has the Right Idea

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Whenever Kate Beckinsale sits down for an interview, it quickly turns to her into her expounding on how great her vagina is and how lucky her husband is to have sex with her. Now I guess we know why. The Sun reports:

“Kate Beckinsale always dresses seductively behind closed doors – to keep the passion with hubby Len Wiseman alive….”I don’t like to walk around wearing no make-up with my hair rolled on top of my head on my days off. I think my husband would be a bit bummed out if I did. It’s nice to feel like you’re wooing the other person a bit, as once it degenerates into wearing yesterday’s sweatpants and farting on the sofa, you lose a bit of the spice. You’ve got to keep up the seduction phase – it’s fun.”

Hey, I’m all about a chick being able to feel comfortably sexy, but Kate’s right. Do you have to do it while you’re wearing a Biore nasal strip or asking me to hand you a roll of toilet paper? I’m sorry sweetie, I love you, I do, but that makes me not want to sneak up on you and rape you when you’re cooking when you do stuff like that.