Vida Guerra and Her Thong Bikini

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Who in the hell knows how Vida Guerra got to write “model” on her tax forms. Cover up her big ass and she looks like this. Uncover her big ass and from behind she looks like Baby Bop with a spray tan. Unless I was trying to sell rims or airbrushed T-shirts, I don’t see how either of these two options would be included in the marketing section of my business plan.

Photos: Splash