Jessica Simpson is Still a Jinx

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Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson’s hair extension stylist and pocket gay, had his face split open by the paparazzi their publicists called to take pictures of them Saturday night outside Madeo restaurant.

Paves is reportedly fine according to witnesses who stated they later saw him flying through Wendy Darling’s window with a promise of swashbuckling adventure and no grown-up rules.

Photos: Splash