Mariah Carey is a Fireman

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I really hope you didn’t think Mariah Carey wasn’t going as anything else other than something with the word “slutty” in front of it for Halloween, because, if you did, you’re kinda dumb. Being slutty is Mariah Carey’s thing. I appreciate the fact that her interpretation of a fireman wears lip gloss and a garter belt, but I wonder what can she tell me about house evacuation plans or the most effective way to install a smoke alarm? Shame on you, Mariah. Shame. On. You.