Hayden Panettiere is Trying Too Hard

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Hayden Panettiere went on Ellen yesterday and pulled up her dress to reveal she was wearing Ellen boxers. I don’t know if this was supposed to be sexy or what. I’m thinking not, because this chick doesn’t turn me on the same way child porn doesn’t. Or maybe it’s because of her gigantic head or her comically disproportionate body. Sure, she has an attractive face, but let’s not get carried away here, so does my watch.