Beyonce is Stupid

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Everybody knows Beyonce is classless and completely full of herself right? OK, good. So this really shouldn’t be surprising. At all. MSNBC reports:

“Just like the Seinfeld episode where George wanted everyone to call him “T-Bone,” Beyoncé Knowles would like to be known by a bold new name. The R&B singer has christened herself “Sasha Fierce” for her new double album, “I Am…Sasha Fierce”, due in stores on Nov. 18, and has released a lengthy justification for the comical moniker. “I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am,” the former Destiny’s Child frontwoman said in a statement. “Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.” Additionally, she has set up a cryptic MySpace page ( that gives a “lucky person” the opportunity to receive a personal message and a gift bag valued at $500.”

Oh God, please somebody shut this bitch up. Just because you have a made up name doesn’t mean it’s gonna magically protect you. My lawyers actually made that very clear to me.

Beyonce and Jay-Z leaving Cipriani in New York last night:

Cipriani pics credit: Splash