Jennifer Aniston Proposed to John Mayer

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des-per-ate (des’ perɪt, -prɪt) adj., 1. Having lost all hope; despairing. 2. Marked by, arising from, or showing despair. 3. Reckless or violent because of despair. 4. Undertaken out of extreme urgency or as a last resort Star Magazine says:

“After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, “she said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed,” says a source. “They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.” Since going public with their reunion, Jen and John have rarely left each other’s side, enjoying intimate dinners at his NYC apartment before sharing a private jet to L.A., where they’ve been seen together at The Tower Bar at Sunset Tower Hotel, Grand Havana Room and, most recently, the Beverly Hills Hotel.”

In case you haven’t been following this pathetic story, John Mayer ditched her clingy ass back in August, they hooked up again last week, and now Aniston is ready to get married. She’s also reportedly pregnant. Yeah, that sounds about right. For her sake, I hope this works out, because let’s be honest here. She’s running out of options. I wouldn’t be surprised if her next boyfriend was made of sawdust and whatever she could sneak out of the morgue.

Jennifer at a party at Courteney Cox’s house this weekend: