Tara Reid is in a Bikini. Sorry.

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My gag reflex was way too sensitive for me to look at all these pictures of Tara Reid in Miami this weekend, so please, have at it. She looks better than she usually does I guess, but so does a mummy when it’s put in a museum. I don’t even know if that was a joke or not because her ass is making me too scared to concentrate. Trust me when I say I’d rather watch reruns of “Todd and Amy Winehouse Plus 8” than look at the banner picture for five minutes.

Photos: Splash