Britney Spears is Hairy

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Everyone is super excited about how hot Britney is supposed to be in her new video, but when paparazzi take her picture leaving a dance studio, she can’t stop to be hosed down and digitally unfuglied. She also apparently can’t be bothered to shave her armpits. Jesus, this chick is gross. I’d rather get raped to banjo music than touch this hillbilly. My penis would look like he was at beach walking on hot sand.