Brooke Hogan Isn’t Hurting My Feelings

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Us Magazine reports that Brooke Hogan has turned down an non-existentoffer to pose in Playboy. Oh, darn.

“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep tells exclusively. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

Penis’ mood: Asleep

Currently listening to: Dude Looks Like a Lady, Aerosmith