Britney Spears Wants To Buy Her Sex Tape

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Earlier this week, Britney Spears’ paparazzo ex-boyfriend, claimed he made a sex tape with Spears during their trip to Mexico this year. Every Britney Spears fan laughed and said it didn’t exist. Maybe they should tell Britney. She wants to buy it. The Sun reports:

It is thought a pornography website is prepared to offer the photographer up to $10 million for the footage. But now she’s staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour. A pal told a newspaper: “Her lawyers have been working overtime. They’ve been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet.”

We’ve seen every part of Britney’s nasty ass for the past three years now. Seeing her grunting and wheezing on top of Mowgli isn’t gonna be mind-blowing, so why is she trying so hard to buy this tape? I bet hey lawyers told her it had a gooey chocolate center.

UPDATE: Adnan Ghalib is now saying (exclusively to Star Magazine) there is no sex tape, and whoever claimed he said there was a tape is a liar. He would have said more, but he had to hurry and get to the bank and cash that check Britney just gave him.

Britney Spears at Serendipity in NYC last night:

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