Jennifer Aniston is in Mexico

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I’d like to personally thank Jennifer Aniston for wearing a bikini and putting her ass in the air, because really, that’s the only way she’s tolerable. I tried to watch Rumor Has It one time but then I woke up with a long gray beard and curly fingernails. The robot scientists from the future said they had never seen anything like it!

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