Britney Spears’ New Single is Out

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New York City radio station, Z100, debuted Britney Spears’ new single Womanizer this morning, marking the first time … oh dear god this sounds like absolute shit. Is this even a song? It sounds like Britney talking over video game music. Seriously, what’s up with the intro? Is it telling me that I should dance or that I’m about to fight Sub Zero? I can’t tell. I tried to make through the chorus but my body’s immune system made me pistol whip myself.

Britney filming a music video for this crap the other day:

Update – By request and back by popular demand, how Britney really sounds when she sings: