Jennifer Lopez Finished Something Other Than Pie
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Hey, you remember that triathlon was Jennifer Lopez training for that she thought was a bigger story than Michael Phelps’ historic 8 gold medals in Beijing? Yeah, that one. Jennifer Lopez finished it yesterday. Star Magazine reports:
Despite a foot injury, J.Lo completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 38.8 seconds in California on Sunday. The new mom pumped her arms as she crossed the finish line after swimming, running and biking in the event. “I feel really great,” Mrs. Marc Anthony told the crowd after she finished. However, she was more excited to raise money for charity. “I feel really great that we raised $127,000 for the Children’s Hospital [of Los Angeles] and hopefully it’ll go to good use.”
Whatever. I’m just more concerned about where they special ordered that wet suit. There’s no way you can tell me that this thing wasn’t made by a magic elf for an ogre diving team. There’s no way.