Lindsay Lohan Hits a Photographer

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TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan punched a paparazzo outside a the The Bowery Hotel after she tripped over a metal barricade. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

According to our guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her — because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose! She was on the phone at the time and, after the punch, told whoever she was talking to, “Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi.” Cops were called to the scene, but no charges were made.”

Everybody needs to chill out. Why wouldn’t Lindsay randomly punch a paparazzo? It’s obvious it was his fault she tripped. It wasn’t the hoodie covering her face like a clown mask or the fact she was talking on the phone and not paying attention to where she was going. It was none of that. It was all the photographer’s fault. If anything, the police should’ve dropped him in a vat of boiling oil or given him a ten second head start before they opened fire. Really, it just seems like the right thing to do.

Photos: Splash