Kim Kardashian is Bleeding

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Kim Kardashian’s rocketship to obscurity took a tragic turn last night when she severely cut her foot open on a glass table in her hotel room. Word is it might hinder her ability to appear on this season of Dancing With The Stars. Gasp! TMZ reports:

The new season of “Dancing With the Stars” may have already lost its first competitor — and they haven’t even announced the official cast yet. Kim Kardashian — who is scheduled to be on the show this season — badly cut her foot in her hotel room late Sunday night. We’re told she sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital. No word on how many stitches she needed, but a source tells TMZ there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” “DWTS” makes its official cast announcement this morning and Kim is in town to do press for that and her new movie, “Disaster Movie.” We’re told Kim has already begun to practice for the show, but it’s unclear now whether she’ll be able to participate.”

Man, I just don’t know how I’ll get over this. I was on pins and needles waiting to see what new alien technology they’re gonna used to squeeze Kim Kardashian’s ass in a ballroom gown. Seriously, her ass sticks out like 18 inches. The producers really can’t be considering not letting this bitch wear rollerskates.

Kim Kardashian in NYC this morning:

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