Rihanna is Retarded
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Rihanna is the new lead singer of GWAR. She’s very fancy. She’s sort of interesting. She’s dating a sort of famous dude who is probably gay. She’s the Mars Attacks, not really black version of Britney Spears.
That’s the best we could do to caption these pictures.
The Very Tired and Exhausted Rihanna PR Team