Ali Lohan Probably Got Implants

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Yesterday, rumors were everywhere that Ali Lohan, 14, got breast implants. Responding to those rumors via her MySpace blog, Lindsay Lohan is upset. She wants you to believe that Ali Lohan’s non-existent chest miraculously doubled in size overnight. Lindsay says:

hey everyone..i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. so, here’s the visual…me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?” WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!” i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money! All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body. i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!”

Whatever, Lindsay. Either your sister got stung by a mutant bee or she got implants. Just like you did. And by the way, you might want to rethink using the whole “why give it to a random guy” argument. Considering the fact that your vagina has been pounded more than dough, you can see how people might not be that receptive.

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