Jennifer Aniston is Single

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Hey, you remember all the rumors recently about how Jennifer Aniston is finally happy and that she and John Mayer are talking about marriage and kids? Yeah, apparently John Mayer was unaware of that. Mirror UK says:

Unlucky-in-love Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by her latest boyfriend, rock singer John Mayer. The pair initially decided to spend some time apart… before making the break official earlier this week. It is yet more heartache for the gorgeous Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago. News of her splitting up with Gravity singer John comes just weeks after the couple were rumoured to be considering marriage. “There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked. “John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. “Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. “She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children. “Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad – not to mention a little heartbroken.”

So to recap, Jennifer Aniston is a smothering bottomless pit of need and insecurity who bitched and nagged the first man to spend more than three months with her in years to work part time because she is desperate to get married and have children and because she is afraid that she will someday die alone in her house choking on a Lean Cuisine with nothing but her cats to hear her. She won’t stay single long! What a catch!

Aniston yesterday in L.A.: