Britney Spears Might Be a Killer Lesbian Stripper

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Telegraph UK is reporting that Quentin Tarantino wants Britney Spears to play the lead role in his upcoming adaptation of the 1965 cult film, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Yeah. Too bad Tarantino is actually working on this movie and is currently negotiating with Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio for the lead roles.

The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert. Spears’ character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath. A source said: “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. “It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”

This can only kinda pass for sort of a maybe because Tarantino is known for hiring has-beens, but unless the thrill these thrill-seeking strippers are looking for doesn’t involve trans fat, Britney might not be the most convincing casting choice one could make.

Tera Patrick, who is being rumored to play a killer lesbian stripper in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Boobz: