Penelope Cruz Isn’t Helping
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A few months ago, people tried to make Woody Allen movies relevant and interesting by leaking that in a scene in his new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson kiss. Penelope Cruz has just made it uninteresting. FOX News reports:
While relationship questions regarding Bardem were off-limits at the film’s Los Angeles press day over the weekend, Cruz admitted that kissing Johansson wasn’t anything special.”We didn’t talk about it much, then Woody told us how the shot was going to be, but Scarlett and I don’t have any funny stories to tell about it,” Cruz said. “It felt [like] nothing, nothing happened.”
It’s really hard to mess up a brunette and a blonde with big tits making out, but if anyone could do it, it’d be Woody Allen. Hey, I like neurotic whiners who have sex with Asian children as much as the next guy, shooting scenes with hot chicks isn’t really his thing. You’d have a better chance getting turned on by a blank piece of construction paper than you would a Woody Allen movie.
Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Vicky Cristina Barcelona: