Megan Fox is Babysitting

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I thought the roofies had worn off and Megan Fox had put Brian Austin Green behind her, but apparently not, because here she is with Green’s son. His son with Vanessa Marcil. Seriously, what the fuck? Does Brian Austin Green’s penis shoot out haute couture or diamonds or something? I mean, he’s the breakdancing white boy from Beverly Hills 90210. He should be on a microphone at a strip club asking me to tip my waitress, not banging this level of ass. Something is wrong here. Wrong I tell ya!