Lindsay Lohan Has Gone Gay, Paris Has Gone Away

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If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God; and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

The above was a direct quote from LAPD Chief William Bratton when he was asked about overly aggressive paparazzi yesterday. I guess the interviewer got his answer. In related news, I just found my new hero. For that quote alone, I’m gonna start a rumor right now that Chief William Bratton got Adriana Lima pregnant. Did you also know that she’s been calling him non-stop and showing up at his work? Oh, that Chief Bratton. He’s such a ladies man!

Lindsay Lohan being gay, her girlfriend’s (NSFW) t-shirt, ironic? y/n?:

Thanks, Julie!